How To Pick Up Guys On Grindr
Feb 7, 2016 Charlie Chen Grindr, Pick Up Gay Guys, Scruff, Hornet, Manhunt, Jack’d, Gay Dating Tips, Gay Relationship Advice, Charlie Chen, Gay Chink, GayChink

Do you still tend to start a conversation with “Hi” on Grindr, and wonder why you’ve got no response from the other person? That's because you’re doing it wrong. I’ve now summarized of a few “correct” ways of picking up guys on Grindr.

1. Use Pop Culture

Have you heard of Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen? Here’s a better version you can sing on Grindr.
“Hey, I just met you.”
“And this is crazy.”
“But here’s my dick pic.”
“So SUCK me maybe.”

Here’s the song that makes Taylor Swift a bit crazy. You must know Blank Space, right?
“Oh my God, look at that face.”
“You look like…”
“Do you want to make out?”
“I mean… hang out… sometimes.”

2. Be Romantic

You know how the other person would feel like if you sent something like this:
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for a hookup, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my ice-breaker, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.”

3. Get Sexual

You still remember the typical Grindr bots who try to lure you to those fishing websites?
“Hey what’s good stud?”
“That didn’t take you long, Haha.”
“Sweet. I have been pumping iron a lot and it makes me really horny. You?”
“I have a really nice package that I’d love to show off.”

4. The Real Technique

OK, I admit, all the things I said above are just jokes. Please don’t try them on the guys you’re really interested in, or you might get your ass kicked by the ones you really like. The real technique that I’m going to share with you here is – Be real, be genuine, be who you are, and most importantly, read the profile before you send any message.

It’s such a shame that nowadays people don’t even bother to read the profile before they send any message, as if they don’t even care about who they are talking to. They just want to get the shag. So, if you can just spend 5 seconds reading the profile and get to know him a bit better, that’ll make a whole lot of difference.

Forget about all the sappy pick-up lines that you learned. They are not genuine, and they don’t really work. Just be real and show your authentic self, and there you have it. – This is how you pick up guys on Grindr.

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